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- How to Really Piss Off a Wallgreens, Or A Dominick's
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- Have you ever been in a drug stoe, such as Walgreens, and found
- that you were out of money and really hugry? Or maybe you were just in
- the mood for some fun. I've always been muschief fanatic myself, and
- thought I'd share with you some experienes I've had at Wallgreens and
- Dominick's.
-
- How many of you hav been arrested for shoplifting?
- Well, I've never had this unfortunate exerience happen, but I have
- friends who have, and Wallgreen's is notrious for keeping an eagle-eye
- out for thieves. Well, we decided that i they were gonna be serious so
- were we.
-
- One day we decided to ause a little ruckus. A nice
- Saturday night, a buddy of mine and I wet to Wallgreens and started
- looking around. I, keeping a low profile hadn't a reputation and wasnt
- known by the manager. My friend, however had a record a mile long (it's
- even longr now) and was instantly put uner surveillance as soon as we
- entered. We strutted over to the candy sction, and marveled at all the
- nice things to eat. Shawn, (my buddy- lat name anony) who was always
- prepared, wore his jacket that we had prpared for this special occasion.
- It had a huge hole in the bottom of the ocket, and was used to sike the
- manager out of his skull!
-
- Shawn ade sure he was being watched
- before he proceeded. He went to the gum ack, took a pack of gum, and
- cooly slipped it into his pocket- a litte too cooly- but with all
- intentions- for our friend the manager rised an eyebrow. When we
- proceeded out the store, the manager ranout the electronic opening door
- (I'll get to that later) and grabbed Shan by the arm.
-
- "Ha you
- little shit! I got you now!" The dick prclaimed, feeling like he was on
- Miami Vice or something.
-
- "What ae you talking about?" Shawn
- nonchelantly asked.
-
- The dick proeeded to search Shawn's pockets
- for the gum. When he turned up with nothng, he searched us both. We, of
- course, were laughing our heads off. Whe Shawn slipped the gum into his
- pocket, it fell through his pocket and ito another tray of candy. Shawn
- had his back turned from the manager (ading to the suspicion) so he
- couldnt have seen it fall. The Manager treatened us with all kinds of
- nasty things, but we just flipped him of and walked away, and went home
- and rolled with laughter for the rest ofthe night.
-
- PART II- The electronic door:
-
- I aid I would get back to this, so here it is.
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- When the manager ranout the door, we could have made
- things even harder for the old guy. If yuve ever looked at the box over
- an electric door, it sometimes has a swich. Flip this, and sit back, and
- watch the fun!
-
- I've seen these sitches at the
- Dominick's/Walgreens connected stores. Wat the switch does is turn off
- the automatic opener. The hilarious partis: What happens when some fat
- lady with six kids and a cart full of grceries (at least two kids are in
- the cart) comes bustling out the door? Aswer- She smacks right into the
- door, expecting it to open for her, and he cart burys itself into her
- rolls of stomach, and the kids fall overand crush the fat lady's 3.99 box
- of grade A eggs. This can be enjoyed anyime, but usually works best at
- night when people are in a rush to get hme so they can watch their
- programs on T.V.
-
- I hope you trythese easy but pleasing
- techniques of relly pissing someone off-Its always been a favorie thing
- of mine to do- I hope it will soon be on of yours. Thank you for your
- attention. -Dr. Nitemare
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- eof